1. Look at that cool poop.
2. Listen to my words. I very serious and angry at you. It is not bedtime. I have work to do. Angry Birds. Trains. Maybe some You Tube movies and ice cream.
3. Your butt is bigger than my butt. Very much bigger!
4. I watch you go potty?
5. I have one hundred girlfriends. And boys too.
Care to share the sh*t your kids say?

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