Thursday, March 1, 2012

Announcing March Dadness

There is an epidemic in the United States that needs to be addressed. Almost 45% of families in the United States are dual-income families struggling to find time to spend with their children. Single mothers run 15% of households and their children lack consistent male role models. With so many families impacted by a lack of time to spend with their kids as well as the absence of a male role model in the home, most children are being raised by tv dads. We want to ensure that if children are being raised by the television, that they are being raised by the best television dad possible.

Stunt Dad LLC is proud to announce the First Annual March Dadness Tournament. Utilizing the tournament bracket style popularized by the up-and-coming sport of college basketball, the March Dadness Tournament will pit 32 of the most well-known tv dads into head-to-head competition. The goal of the tournament is to, “Determine The Baddest Dad in TV Land”. Participants will be announced on March 11th at 7:00pm EST. The tournament will be held from March 17th to April 2nd..

“We believe there needs to be a standard to which all tv fathers are held. That is why we conclude that a tournament that judges tv dads, based upon nothing but speculation and readership opinion, is the perfect solution. We looked into several other possibilities including a Mad Max-styled Thunder Dome approach, but due to the inability to raise Tom Bosley from the grave, we felt that there was a better approach.”

In an effort to ensure that the tournament crowns somebody worthy of the SIPPY Cup (Stand-In Program Parent of the Year Cup), voting will be conducted by online polling which can be found at . Results will be posted as follows:
Sweet 16: March 18th
Elite 8: March 25th
Final 4: Mach 31st
Championship: April 2nd StumbleUpon Pin It Now!

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